April 2018

A party without cake is just a meeting.

One of the evils of money is that it tempts us to look at it rather than at the things that it buys.

The closer you look at something, the more complex it seems to be.

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.

One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

Photography is pretty simple stuff. You just react to what you see, and take many, many pictures.

I’d been told, or warned, that when you paint one room, not only will it look nice, but it will also make the room next to it look as if raccoons have been living in it for the past decade.

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future.

The modern museum has multiple purposes – to curate and preserve, to research, and to reach out to the public. They challenge us and ask us to question our assumptions about the past or the world around us.

You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

A woman is never sexier than when she is comfortable in her clothes.

Advice is like snow – the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.

Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.